Dark Ride

The kiosk that refused to spit out a ticket was an omen: Don't see Dark Ride. Save your time and money for a real dark ride. This one is supposed to be cool...

JLD channels SMG. Gratuitous Andrea Bogart does her best bares her breasts to make this movie somewhat better than Penny Dreadful.

The ticket kiosk was dead on the way out. It may have been made by the same company that manufactured Florida's touchscreen voting machines.